- baby:d... d... d...
- father:...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
- baby:d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
- baby:*guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE from Anonimo
come closer one second
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema